No, you do not have to sing every single number. There is lots of fun and creativity here, though, with lyrics by barbershopper Tom Larsen.
Comedy & Novelty
Across the Alley from the Alamo
This song is so much fun that it almost even makes sense. Think fondly of the Mills Brothers when you sing this tune.
Aging Superheroes Medley
Did you ever wish your quartet consisted of Superman, Batman, Spider-Man and, well… Mighty Mouse? Your wish can be granted with this clever batch of parodies. This piece goes very well in a set with the parody version of When I Lost You. Continue reading Aging Superheroes Medley
Along Came Jones
The ever-clever Ray Stevens sang this spoofy, melodramatic song. Even a sedate group will be funny when performing this piece.
America (West Side Story)
This Broadway hit is most lively, with great choreography possibilities. Isn’t this just where you would like to be?
Animal Crackers
Do you share this secret vice? Are you just wild about this classic treat? Surely many of your audience members will be able to relate. Continue reading Animal Crackers
Anything You Can Do
An eight-part song from Annie Get Your Gun that is a sure hit for a combined number with a chorus or quartet of the opposite sex. Can you guess who wins in the end? Also available in eight-part male and female versions. Continue reading Anything You Can Do
Art Is Calling for Me
Hilarious Victor Herbert song for women only, requires a soprano who can sing high in operatic fashion. Continue reading Art Is Calling for Me
Assholujah Chorus
Suitable for roasting a friend — a very good friend. . . .
B-I-R-D-I-E
A parody of “M-O-T-H-E-R,” this tune will leave your audiences flying high.
Baby on Board
Short and, um, sweet, this tune was sung by Homer Simpson’s quartet, The B Sharps. You don’t need a little diamond-shaped sign to show that you are so uncool as to be cool. Continue reading Baby on Board
Ballad of the Smog
This comedy song about smoggy Los Angeles will leave your audiences, well . . . breathless.
Beach Boys Medley
Celebrating the surfer dude and dudette in all of us; songs include “I Get Around,” “Fun, Fun, Fun,” “In My Room” and “California Girls.”
Beautiful Ohio
How about a unique, lively version of this sweet old classic? Hard for you to picture? This is how the Ohio State marching band — the Best Damn Band in the Land — interprets the song. So take it out for a test . . . march.
Beer Medley
There is lots of fun to be had with this foamy piece.
Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony
Mix of classical music and fun lyrics, a real kick; lyrics have a soap-opera theme, which could be changed. Continue reading Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony
Big Ten Fight Song Medley
This piece is suitable for… um, that rare occasion when it is just the perfect thing…
Biggest Parakeets in Town, The
A slightly risque song, it makes for much merriment. You can probably guess the double entendre.
Birds Medley
This parody of the “Three Girls Medley” is plenty goofy. So if you sing in a bird-brained group. . . .
Blackbird Parody
There are all sorts of goofy key changes and lyrics in this light-hearted spoof. Can be sung in contest. Hi-Fidelity was runner-up for the Contemporary A Cappella Society of America’s novelty song of the year award with this delightful number. Continue reading Blackbird Parody
Blew by You
This parody is quite clever. What blew by you? The singer’s toupee! The piece has been a barbershop hit since Power Play sang it and Crossroads subsequently picked up on it. Continue reading Blew by You
Blue Moon
No, not Rodgers & Hart’s straight version from 1934; this is the swinging 1961 doo-wop hit.
Blue Suede Shoes
Step on the gas with this vintage Carl Perkins/Elvis Presley tune.
Blues Brothers Medley
Jake and Elwood kicked some butt in the movie, and now your group can boot some booty too. Songs include “Gimme Some Lovin’,” “Shake a Tail Feather,” “Everybody Needs Somebody,” “Think” and “Sweet Home Chicago.”
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy
The jumpin’ WWII tune made famous by the Andrews Sisters, this song is sure to please your audience members of all ages.
Bubble Wrap Medley
HotShots sang this unique conglomeration on the International stage, to the delight and disbelief of all. What could be more fun than popping bubble wrap? Well, popping bubble wrap to music!
Can You Tame Wild Wimmen?
This version uses the composer’s original melody, so it is not as sung by the 139th St. Quartet. The punch line, especially, makes this piece big fun.
Censorship Aggravation
Omitted words make normal songs sound risque, thus really fun. First sung by the great comedy quartet Four Under Par, this challenging piece is not for everyone.
Champion’s Knack
Written to the tune of “Ballin’ the Jack,” this parody pokes fun at the cliched stage-presence moves we barbershoppers are wont to make. Your audiences, especially barbershop ones, will love it.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang/In My Brand New Automobile
A tongue-twister that really rips along, this medley is great fun to sing. By the way, the second song was written and arranged by Al Rehkop, who won gold at tenor with both the Auto Towners and the Gentlemen’s Agreement.
Chocolate Ice Cream Cone
A cute, short, dumb ditty, this song is suitable for major silliness. Not many other songs talk about a dog biting you on the behind.
Christmas Fun Medley
Not many arrangements are listed in both Inspirational and Comedy, but this medley is one big happy mix. Your holiday audiences are sure to enjoy this potpourri of Jingle Bells, Winter Wonderland, Frosty the Snowman, Here Comes Santa Claus and I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
Christmas in About Three Minutes
One of the most cheerful messes you will ever encounter, this potpourri crams a ton of tunes into 180 seconds. Think you can count them all in real time? Not likely. . . .
Christmas Medley
A 15-page production number performed by the Louisville Thoroughbreds, this medley takes you all over the holiday map.
Church Bells’ Song, The
This one is corny and funny, a sure laugh-getter. Do give it a listen. Your audiences will thank you for it, in a groaning sort of way.
Come Go with Me
This doo-wop classic earned the Dell-Vikings a gold single in the golden year of 1957. The BHS publishes the men’s version of this sure winner.
Copacabana (At the Copa)
You have never heard the Barry Manilow hit quite like this before. With solo, four harmony parts and two rhythm lines, the song requires a chorus or octet to make it swing.
Dancing Frankie Medley
The Frankenstein monster can surely raise cane—well, when he is Able—but you should see him dance. If you have seen the film “Young Frankenstein,” you will be able to figure out what the main song in this monster medley is. This piece of lunacy goes well with the “Fabricating Frankie Medley.” No longer exclusive to the Big Apple Chorus.
Dentist Medley
How do sadists earn a living? Easy: They go into a certain field where causing pain is part of the game.
Do You Remember These?
This Statler Brothers’ tune revives all sorts of ’50s nostalgia. The arrangement could even be redone for contest.
Dogs, The
Way raunchy but cute, but this song tells of what happened when the dogs all had a party. And what happened afterward was. . . .
Don’t Put a Tax on the Beautiful Girls
“Have a little pity, leave my pleasure alone!” So sings the put-upon taxpayer. By the way, this is not the version sung by the 139th St. Quartet.
Donna Medley
Get some serious teenage angst going with this combination of “Donna the Prima Donna” and “(Oh) Donna.” This tune is campy fun.
Eighteen Wheels on a Big Rig
Who would believe counting to 18 in Roman numerals could be so funny? This novelty song has to be heard to be believed.
Eleanor Rigby
Plenty unique and maybe even strange, this Beatles’ tune has lots of key changes and melody swaps.
Elvis Medley
Would you believe a contestable medley could be made of “Hound Dog,” “Don’t Be Cruel,” “Jailhouse Rock,” “Burning Love” and “Viva Las Vegas”? You will have a blast singing this piece, one that is fit for a—well, the one and only—King.
Enter Sandman
A tough one to explain, this Metallica hit was goofed on by a lounge-lizardy singer who calls himself Richard Cheese. The arranger further degraded the piece, resulting in a delightful, even marginally contestable, abomination.
Fa-La-La
These lyrics from “Deck the Hall” are transplanted onto various other pieces, resulting in much good cheer. Continue reading Fa-La-La
Fabricating Frankie Medley
No, we are not talking about Mr. Sinatra here. Rather, this is about a certain monster that was created by a mad scientist with a German-sounding name. Pair it with the “Dancing Frankie Medley.” No longer exclusive to the Big Apple Chorus.
Feliz Navidad
Wish your audiences a Merry Christmas in bilingual fashion. This lively chart is written for four voices plus percussion instruments. The BHS publishes the men’s version.
Fight the Team
This is a unique big-band version of Ohio State’s famous fight song. Go Bucks!
Fishy Medley
Midwest Vocal Express earned an International medley with this crazy concoction. Ask anyone who was there: Their performance was all-time funny, delightful, memorable and totally marvellous.
Flowers on the Wall
This Statler Brothers’ song puts an ironic twist on loneliness. And it won’t bother your audiences at all . . .
Fly’s Eyes
A novelty number about looking at the world from a unique perspective, this tune was written by the delightfully twisted Heywood Banks.
Forest Lawn
A comedy number about the famous Los Angeles cemetery, this tune features clever images galore. You and your audiences will have big fun with this one.
Four Foot Two
If you have a short director or singer you would like to, um, honor, then this hilarious parody is for you.
French Medley
Here are two clever WWI novelty numbers, as sung by the 139th St. Quartet.
Frog Kissin’
This delightful song is about not judging a book by its cover. So get on out there and “kiss you a frog!”
Gee, I Wish I Was Back in the Army
The great Irving Berlin composed this offbeat piece. Why in the world would a carefree civilian want to go back to the regimentation of the military? Irving tells you all about it in highly humorous fashion. Continue reading Gee, I Wish I Was Back in the Army
Get Me to the Church on Time
This tune from “My Fair Lady” is a sure hit with your audiences. International champ Power Play sang it delightfully, and it is now available to your group. Continue reading Get Me to the Church on Time
Girl in 14G, The
Kristin Chenoweth popularized this cool, fun, creative piece. For women only, it requires an opera diva, a jazz singer, a barbershopper and the innocent girl caught in the middle. Not for the faint of heart.
Golf Medley
These parodies will ring true to anyone with even a passing familiarity with this obsession, er, sport. Goes great with I’ve Been Workin’ on My Golf Game. A bonus is that all of the songs are in public domain, thus making copyright dealings a breeze.
Good Enough for Now
Weird Al Yankovic penned and sang this highly, um, offbeat number. It probably sets a world’s record for backhanded compliments to one’s sweetie. Happily, this piece is contestable. Continue reading Good Enough for Now
Goodbye Medley
An enormously funny and interesting conglomeration, the arrangement is even contestable. This winner has been recorded by SAI queens the BUZZ. The medley bashes the opposite sex, well, just a little bit. Continue reading Goodbye Medley
Goodnight, Sweetheart, Goodnight
Have yourself some fun with a little doo-wop barbershop. Sing this with tongue in cheek, yours or your sweetie’s. . . . Continue reading Goodnight, Sweetheart, Goodnight
Grandma’s Feather Bed
This lively, happy, nostalgic John Denver song is great fun for either sex to sing. Now available in contest and show versions. James Estes has recorded learning tracks for the contest chart.
Gravity Blues
This hilarious number bemoans the effects of aging on a woman’s body. Seattle feminist Lisa Koch composed this clever song, and Lisa did yours truly the honor of incorporating a phrase from this arrangement into her own performances.
Grease Medley
Revisit Danny and Sandy in a monster medley that is great for either contest or shows. The Hot Air Buffoons no longer have exclusive rights to the piece. Of course, their take on “grease” had to do with—what else?—food!
Greatest, The
This clever song of a boy’s outsized baseball fantasies is no longer exclusive to Buckeye Blend. Do check this sweet tune out.
Have a Nice Day
Very funny for contest or shows, as sung by Shenanigans. Just how many things can go wrong today?
Hell Froze Over
This unique tune, written by Lynn Hauldren, the inimitable bari of Chordiac Arrest, chronicles some highly unlikely barbershop happenings. No longer exclusive to Rumors.
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
Allan Sherman’s novelty hit from the 1960s can be your group’s next hit. Check out this boy’s plaintive lament sent from summer camp.
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Hello, Detective Joe
Can Joe Mahoney catch the criminal mastermind who pulled off the big heist? Joe’s disguise when he goes undercover does not fool anyone, but our man just may be able to close the book on this one nonetheless. Set to a light classical tune, this piece is heavy fun.
Hey!
Well, this football fight song doesn’t have any, um, lyrics, but the nonsensical energy sure does run high when you sing this one.Contestable medley of energetic ’60s Broadway tunes, as sung by Power Playcontestable medley of energetic ’60s Broadway tunes
Hickey
Now available for men too, this hilarious song of what happened in the back seat of the teen’s car is pretty odd and offbeat. Continue reading Hickey
Honey Bun/Honey Pie
The old meets the new in this fun, lively medley. That’s right, we are talking South Pacific and the Beatles—for contest, no less!
Hooey
If you are addicterd to late-night TV, you are all too familiar with the commercials and infomercials. And you probably believe every word you hear about the products advertised, don’t you?
How Are You Goin’ to Wet Your Whistle?
Half of the Prohibition novelty set, this tune pairs just right with Where Do They Go When They Row, Row, Row? So put on your zoot suit and get to singing!
How D’Ya Like Your Eggs in the Morning
A purely delightful tune, Eggs tells of folks who don’t care, um, egg-zactly how their breakfast is cooked as long as a kiss and a hug are involved. Think Rock Hudson and Doris Day. Continue reading How D’Ya Like Your Eggs in the Morning
I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
The cute childhood song with all sorts of funny patter, this tune appeals to the kid in all of us, singer and listener alike.
I Like Beer
Tom T. Hall’s ode to the ethereal amber beverage is great fun. This whimsical tune is available as either a lead or bass solo.
I Used to Call Her Baby
A most humorous tune, as sung by The New Tradition quartet. The men’s version of this arrangement is published by the BHS.
I Wanna Be like You
From the classic animated film The Jungle Book, this song is great fun to, um, monkey around with.
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
A novelty hit for child singer Gayla Peevey in 1953, this seasonal tune is just strange enough to be big fun for you and your audiences.
I Was Married Up in the Air/When You’re Married
Sung by our 1985 international champion quartet, The New Tradition, this piece takes a radically dim view of marriage.
I’m a Middle-Aged Man
Your audiences will howl at this novelty tune, composed by Joe Hunter and Tom and sung by Reveille. This may not be the best time of life for every man. Does he need to take Viagra? Depends…
I’m a Middle-Aged Woman
This ribald tune, written by Seattle’s own Lisa Koch, is available in both PG and R-rated versions. You pretty much have to see/hear this one to believe it.
I’m Returning Everything…
George Burns sings this funny song about the end of a marriage, a piece with quite a surprise twist at the end.
I’ve Been Workin’ on My Golf Game
Bet you can guess what song this parodies. Also bet you can guess how much success the poor duffer experiences after all his or her hard work. This tune goes great in a contest set with the “Golf Medley.”
I’ve Got a Pain in My Sawdust
A very cute tune, this tale tells of a poor little dolly who had “appendisawdust.”
If I Didn’t Have You
From the animated film Monsters Inc., this happy tune was sung as a duet by Billy Crystal and John Goodman. As a bonus, the arrangement is contestable. Continue reading If I Didn’t Have You
If I Had a Bulldozer
This song is a little strange, in the same sense that Shaquille O’Neal is a little tall and famous. A fantasy of grandiosity, this tune is no longer exclusive to Buckeye Blend.
If I Knock the “L” out of Kelly
An old-time novelty number about a feisty Irishman, this tune shows a lot of Irish pride.
If You’ve Only Got a Moustache
The great Stephen Foster wrote many beautiful, poignant songs, as well as some lighthearted ones. Guess which kind this is. This song, as well as its composer, was featured at the 2015 Pittsburgh International convention.
Irene
A goofy takeoff on Goodnight, Irene, this song expresses great frustration that the fellow who keeps repeating himself to his love does not just get lost.
It’s Only a Wee-Wee
Cute and risque, this song fights sexual stereotypes. Check it out.
Ja-Da
Your basic pleasant nonsense song, this is a pop standard. Use it to lighten and cheer up the mood in any performance.
Josephine, Please No Lean on the Bell
This is a novelty number with an old-fashioned Italian flavor. Better watch what is behind you when you start hugging and kissing. . . .
Kazoo Koncerto
Big fun is ahead when your group whips out its kazoos. The energy builds and builds to a great finish. This unique number is sure to delight your audiences. Continue reading Kazoo Koncerto
Keep Cool with Coolidge
Hey, you never know when you’ll be asked to sing at a festival honoring President Cal.
Killing Me Softly with His Song
This powerful Grammy Award winner, sung by Roberta Flack, is now available in two versions. One is straight, and the other, as sung by MAXX Factor, is delightfully twisted.
King of the Road
Everyone enjoys this light-hearted hobo song by Roger Miller. And it could even be edited to be contestable.
Knight School Medley
Two brave lads are almost ready to slay dragons, rescue fair damsels, drink mass quantities of mead, and the like. Will they make the grade or . . . ?
Knighthood Quest Medley
This nutty compilation contains So Long, Mother; Back in the Old Routine; Side by Side; I Love a Parade; Chattanooga Choo Choo; Bright Was the Night; and (I’m Afraid) The Masquerade Is Over. Crazy enough for you? Check out the medley below.
Knighthood Rhythm Medley
And its partner piece is composed of these tunes: I Got Rhythm, Soft Shoe Song, Tonight, By the Light of the Silvery Moon and The Hokey Pokey. All these, and you get to wear swell costumes as well!
Knock Knock Song
Spike Jones and His City Slickers did a bang-up job on this number way back when. There is plenty of room for fun, including making just about every sound effect you can think of.
Le Regiment
Want to perform Script Ohio, just like the Ohio State Marching Band? If so, this is the song for you.
Little Darlin’
A solid gold hit from 1957 for the Diamonds, this doo-wop tune will give your lead a chance to shine and your tenor some hammy moments.
Long Word Song, The
The word in question is indeed long. It is very long. It is very, very long. Would you believe “hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia’? And it is a real word too, unlike a certain one from the musical Mary Poppins. See if your group can wrap your brains, and tongues, around this delightful, energetic song.
Lunatic’s Lullaby, The
The totally nonsensical lyrics of this tune make for lots of laughs. It is way, way silly.
Maggie Blues
A swinging version of When You and I Were Young, Maggie, this song is just right for you cool cats and kittens.
Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys
Not your run-of-the-mill barbershop tune, Mammas would go great in a Western show, or use it as a novelty number to change the pace.
Man on the Flying Trapeze, The
A golden-oldie novelty number, this light-hearted song carries a timeless message regarding what sort of man appeals to the ladies.
Man with the Bag, The
Everybody’s waiting for him. And who is he? Why, Santa Claus, of course. Your group will enjoy singing this slick tune.
Mein Bruder macht im Tonfilm die Geräusche
Partly in English and partly in German, this song is, well . . . what it is, is . . . different—and great fun! The English title is “My Brother Makes the Sound Effects for Movies.” The sounds included are a mix of vocal, electronic and mechanical effects. And the piece is contestable too. It could be redone for your group to be all in one language or the other.
Military Medley
Have soldierly fun with this humorous combination of Sound Off and Oh! How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning.
Mischief Medley
For some solid barbershop fun, check out this combination of Freckles and Peck’s Bad Boy. Both lads are a just that little bit wicked. . . .
Mississippi Squirrel Revival
Must be heard to be believed. The strange and marvelous workings of the Holy Spirit—or, well, something—are detailed in this hilarious piece. Can I get an “Amen!”?
Moonshine Lullaby
An most unusual type of lullaby, this catchy tune from Annie Get Your Gun has a lazy, fun feeling to it.
Moving Picture Hero of My Heart, The
This cute novelty number is for women only. The old-fashioned references make for great fun.
My Boyfriend’s Back
Nobody doesn’t enjoy this fun, catty pop #1 hit from 1963. This tune is good for young and old alike, so give it a whirl.
My Brother Makes the Sound Effects for Movies
Partly in English and partly in German, this song is, well . . . what it is, is . . . different—and great fun! The sounds included are a mix of vocal, electronic and mechanical effects. And it is contestable too. It could be redone for your group to be all in one language or the other. The German title is “Mein Bruder macht im Tonfilm die Geräusche.”
My Favorite Things Parody
For mature groups only. With an opening line like “Maalox and nose drops and needles for knittin’,” this song lets you know that big fun is on the way. Hey, this tune is really funny and clever!
My Fraternity Pin
A novelty song about the travels of a token of love, this tune is large fun. The men’s version of this arrangement is published by the BHS.
My Uncultivated Irish Genus Rosa
Can you guess which classic barbershop tune this is a parody of? All sorts of mischief is created by substituting fancy words for the normal ones. Do give this uniquely strange piece a try.
My Wife Is on a Diet
This witty song is popular with high school boys for some reason. Go figure. Of course, grownups like this Cincinnati Kids’ song even more.
Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
This allegedly sinful sweetie turns out to be a brand new baby girl. Guaranteed to have be an audience-pleaser. The chart is no longer exclusive to Susan Wells, the Southern Belle.
Neutron Dance
This 1985 hit by the Pointer Sisters is guaranteed to energize your audiences.
Operator
This happy song of faith moves along with considerable energy. Manhattan Transfer made the piece famous—and your group can help it stay that way.
Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow
The words don’t make a bit of sense, but that doesn’t stop the fun in this novelty number. In fact, the words are the biggest part of the merriment. This song is no longer exclusive to Buckeye Blend.
Pass That Peacepipe / I’m an Indian, Too
This cute Western medley looks at the other side of the coin.
Pistol Packin’ Mama
Well-suited for Western shows, this song tells the story of a rugged cowgirl. A man can only hope for mercy. . . .
Place in the Choir
Celtic Thunder sings this happy, lively, energetic, creative, wonderful, fantastic song. You owe it to yourself to check it out for your quartet or chorus. You just do! Can be sung with or without a backup band. Continue reading Place in the Choir
Plain
Be sure to include this parody in your next Amish package. You will be doing an Amish package, right?
Playing Right Field
Peter, Paul and Mary sang this funny, sweet song about being the last kid chosen. Do check it out!
Popeye Medley
Olive Oyl, Swee’ Pea, Wimpy, Bluto and the Sailor Man himself are all featured in this parody melange. Suitable for contest, this medley would also make a great centerpiece for a fun show theme.
Pretty Baby
This fun meter parody is quite contestable. The lovable quartet Shenanigans had a hit with it, and so could your quartet or chorus.
Prison Medley
Parodies on well-known songs tell of each quartet member’s upcoming stint in Alcatraz, Sing Sing, Marion and Leavenworth. No longer exclusive to Rumors, this piece will really, uh, capture your audiences’ attention.
Redneck Kind of Guy
The wall-to-well redneck jokes will have your audience swallowing their chawin’ tobaccy. No longer exclusive to Overture.
Rock and Rock Medley
No, that is not a misprint. This snappy opener is a combo of Rock Around the Clock and Rock and Roll Is Here to Stay. Hey, it’s time for you to rock out!
Rock and Roll Medley
Four rock ‘n’ roll classics make this medley a winner: Rock and Roll Is Here to Stay, Hound Dog, Tears on My Pillow and Blue Moon. So, hey, let your eternal teenager out for a little while.
Sammy Put the Paper on the Wall
If big, gooey messes are your thing, this is the dirty—er, ditty—for you.
Santa Baby
Originally arranged for a female soloist with men’s quartet or chorus, the piece is now available for five women’s voice parts. This seductive song is cool, hot and fun. Continue reading Santa Baby
Santa Claus Parade, The
Here is a fun march your group can sing all year round. It makes a wonderful costume piece and can be combined with an appropriate ballad—for example, Why Doesn’t Santa Claus Go Next Door or The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot—in a memorable contest set.
Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio
John Denver sang this clever novelty song. Just what does happen in that Ohio town when the sun goes down?
Saved
Brothers and Sisters, are you leading a life of sin and corruption? If so, this energetic, tongue-in-cheek song will set you on the righteous path. Let me hear an “Amen!”
Sea Medley
Well, this medley is, um, hard to explain. The theme is a crew appealing to the captain for shore leave. And there are lots and lots of songs in it. For sure, it is funny. It would make a great contest piece for an ambitious group, or sing it on a show.
Seeds and Stems Again
This tongue-in-cheek lament is best saved for after-afterglows.
Senior Moments
The first line of the chorus is “Senior moments, brain farts.” What more do you need to know about this humorous afterglow song? It will have your audiences rolling in . . . their wheel chairs.
She Had to Go and Lose It at the Astor
Well, now, what did our Minnie lose? This humorous tune with a surprisingly punch line will tell you.
She Is More to Be Pitied Than Censured
Definitely an oldie, this song of a fallen woman is to be sung with tongue firmly in cheek.
Shop-Vac
A wildly creative commentary on lonely life in the suburbs, this song can be sung in contest. You need to experience this offbeat tune at least one in your life.
Silhouettes (On the Shade)
Truly a rock’n’roll classic that will take your audiences back, this tune offers lighthearted fun. The BHS publishes the men’s version. Continue reading Silhouettes (On the Shade)
Smell the Flowers
This country hit tells us to enjoy life right now. Hey, when else is there?
Spaceman Medley
Performed by Germany’s Erster Koelner Barbershop Chor, this unique medley allows for lots of costuming, action and just plain fun. Goes well as a contest set with the ballad parody If the Rest of the Worlds Don’t Want You.
Spreadin’ Rhythm Around
This fast piece definitely cooks, with a scat section for each voice part. There is nothing more fun than singing about music. Continue reading Spreadin’ Rhythm Around
Sudbury Saturday Night
Come join the folks of this nickel-mining town for a rollicking time. Canadian legend Stompin’ Tom Connors paints a most vivid, delightful picture of what the weekend is like up north in Ontario. You are right there, and your audiences will be too.
Sweet She (He) Ain’t
Ever wonder what would happen if your group reversed its standing position? A barbershop classic might well come out backward, to highly funny effect. This tune is a sure audience-grabber. It fits both men and women just fine.
Sweet Violets
A fun nonsense song that takes you in circles, this vintage tune surprises your audience every few seconds.
Swinging on a Star
Great fun for singers and audiences alike, this lively tune is available in both contest and show versions. It is easily one of my most popular charts. Power Play sang it with much success, and it works just fine for the ladies as well. Continue reading Swinging on a Star
Taboo (Tabu)
This is an offbeat, fun, potentially contestable list of forbidden things. The original was in German, but the piece is available in English as well.
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
This is the classic fun version, the one where the notes and words somehow become one notch off. All’s well that ends well, though.
Taylor the Latte Boy
A scaled-down version of Steve Tramack’s marvelous arrangement for Harmony Inc. queens Taken 4 Granite, this piece is sweet fun — even with no sugar added. It is in young women’s key right now. Best to get the longer, grownup version from Steve himself.
Ten Million Reasons
How could there be so many reasons for getting back together with an ex? Think Powerball! That’s what highly creative barbershopper Mike Lietke thought of.
Thank God I’m a Country Boy
You know how some songs are just plain fun? Well, this is one of them. John Denver’s popular classic can be a hit for your group too.
There Is Only One of You
An ode to uniqueness, this tune makes for plenty of weird fun.
They Call It Dancing
Even back in 1921 the older folks thought the young ones’ dances were just too racy. In the middle of this Irving Berlin song is an eclectic mix of Blame It on the Bossa Nova, La Bamba, Put Your Head on My Shoulder and Hernando’s Hideaway. You too can put your dancing shoes on now that the Granite Statesmen have debuted this piece at International.
They Go Wild, Simply Wild over Me
This arrogantly fun uptune was debuted by our 1984 champs, The Rapscallions, and revived in most humorous fashion by popular medalist quartet Metropolis.
Tough Broads Medley
Here are three quite interesting songs about, um, unique women. Would you believe Sob Sister Sadie, Hard Boiled Rose and Dangerous Nan McGrew?
Transport of Delight
A King’s Singers tune about a London omnibus, this song is delightfully offbeat.
Triplets
This quite humorous song, which I also wrote, was a hit for international medalist Riptide.
Tuxedo Junction
A cool/hot show tune, this swingy number will have your audiences swaying in their seats and smiling from ear to ear.
Twisted
Joni Mitchell sang this offbeat, jazzy piece about a real nut case. So come on, baby, let’s do the . . . twisted?
Two Kinds of Seagulls
A folky tune that is really cute, this song speaks of He-gulls, She-gulls, Mom-bats, ad-bats . . . well, you get the idea. Silly fun for all audiences.
Ukulele Lady
Here is some gentle, sweet, lighthearted fun for you and your audiences. Mm, can’t you just feel the warm breeze and taste the drink with the little umbrella in it.. . . . The highly entertaining quartet Boardwalk can.
Unchained Melody
Similar to Acoustix’s take on the old rock ‘n’ roll version, this chart is plenty weird. Your tenor gets the chance to shine here.
Uncle Watt’s Original Fantascinatin’ Roadside Stand
Funny and wordy, as sung by Joker’s Wild, this piece could be made contestable. You will not believe the rapid-fire list of roadside attractions included in this clever song.
Vegemite
A spoof of the Aussies’ favorite, um, edible substance, this tune is big, though, specialized, fun.
Victors, The
Though it starts out straight, this spoof of the Michigan fight song from the Ohio State point of view ends up quite crooked.
VMbarrassment
Has your envy of the fabulous Vocal Majority ever caused you to want to poke a little fun at them? Now is your chance. This parody will spice up any barbershop performance.
Waltz Me Around Again Willie
Here is some old-fashioned fun in 3/4 time. It is the happy tale of Madeline Mooney, “who’d rather be dancing than eat.”
Waltzing Matilda
Australia’s unofficial national anthem, this tune is rollicking fun. Take your audiences on a lively trip Down Under.
Wang Wang Blues
This tune tells the sad tale of a computer, a Wang that is down. Aww. . . .
We Don’t Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan
Hey, don’t take it personally. Any other Buckeye fan would say the same thing.
We’re Number One
A cute song for a group wid a criminal image, dis barbershopper-written tune is just plain moider! Continue reading We’re Number One
Wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Swing
A Cab Calloway tune that really swings, this witty song has something for everyone. It is no longer exclusive to Sweden’s Dalton Bros., so do give it a shot.
Wedding of the Painted Doll
This classic can be sung in either German or English. The song is way cute.
West Virginia’s Home to Me
Here is a heartfelt regional song about the almost-heavenly state.
What Do You Do with Your Arms?
A witty conundrum for us singers, this tune was arranged for the Cleveland Heights High School Men’s Barbershoppers. The funny, clever piece, with lots of built-in movement ideas, would be great for adult men too (and could be put into women’s voicing).
Whatever Happened to Randolph Scott
This Statler Brothers’ lament about modern times stresses solid, old-fashioned values. Things were just a lot clearer back then. . . .
When I Just Wear My Smile
Ready to thumb your nose at fashion snobbery? With its ever-so-mildly risque lyrics, this Mama Cass tune is bound to be hit, whether on the contest stage or in a show. Continue reading When I Just Wear My Smile
When I Lost You (Aging Superheroes Parody)
Are your superpowers—and maybe even some of your normal ones—fading away? If so, you will be able to relate to this clever parody. Not surprisingly, it goes well with the Aging Superheroes Medley.
When I’m Sixty-Four
This Beatles’ song is always a kick, for singers and audience members alike. The men’s version of this arrangement is published by the BHS. Of course, you can vary the lyrics to reference any age that ends in a four. Continue reading When I’m Sixty-Four
When Sammy Put the Paper on the Wall
It is hard to say what the main characteristic of this fun song is, silliness or simplicity. Anyhow, Sammy made quite a sticky mess of things.
When They’re Old Enough to Know Better
. . . it’s better to leave them alone, says this novelty tune. This is not the version sung by the 139th St. Quartet, by the way, but it is still great fun.
Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go with Friday on Saturday Night
This cute novelty tune tells of the wild things that can happen on a faraway island.
Where Do They Go When They Row-Row-Row?
This clever number combines very well with How Are You Goin’ to Wet Your Whistle in a Prohibition novelty set. Did Joe send you?
Where Is Your Heart At
This energetic song is a pure delight. If you figure out what the words mean, do let me know.
Who Put the Bomp
No doubt you have always pondered this timeless query. Though the song does not exactly provide you with the answer, your group will have big fun exploring the matter. So will your audiences, especially the listeners of, um, a certain age. . . .
Who’s in the Strawberry Patch with Sally
This is the cute pop hit popularized by Tony Orlando & Dawn. Suspicion seems to be going around, eh?
Winchester Cathedral
A #1 pop hit from 1966, this tune has a lilting feel and a mock-sad message. It is some fun.
Would Jesus Wear a Rolex
TV evangelists are pointedly spotlighted in this delightful tune. No longer exclusive to Buckeye Blend.
Y.M.C.A.
Your audiences will love to do the movements associated with this song. This tune is sure to raise the energy level of your performance.
You Ain’t Gettin’ Diddly Squat
Quite humorous Christmas tune about a kid who has been bad. Continue reading You Ain’t Gettin’ Diddly Squat
You Can’t Get a Man with a Gun
The great Irving Berlin makes some of his best word plays in this delightful song. From the musical Annie Get Your Gun, this contestable tune is for women only. Continue reading You Can’t Get a Man with a Gun
You Must Come In at the Bottom
The Good Lord called on this man to become a bass singer. Though the fellow lacked faith, God’s will—and sense of humor—prevailed. Feature your stud bass with this clever tune.
You’ve Got to See Mamma Every Night
This is a highly cute song that lays down the law about fidelity. For sure it is for women only, and the ladies know how to sing it! Continue reading You’ve Got to See Mamma Every Night
Your Horoscope for Today
No matter what your sign, dude, wicked things are in store for you for the foreseeable future. This Weird Al tune is quite funny, not to mention way intense.
Your Tattoo
Love does not always last forever, but some things do. This humorous song is just fine for contest, so do give it a whirl.